Erect Penis Attack: Battling the Bulge

History buffs may be fans of the Battle of the Bulge, but most regular Joes aren't so fond of it. Of course, in this case, the bulge refers to the presence of an erect penis in the pants, and the battle is necessitated because that erection has come along at an inopportune time - as a man is making an important public presentation at work, say, or as a dude is being introduced to the stony-faced and hard-to-please father of his new girlfriend. Sure, an erect penis is definitely a sign of good penis health and is more than welcome in the... More ...